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Monday, January 02, 2006

Stinky Diaper Award and Other Funny Honorable Mentions...

In the last few weeks, I've heard a lot about the "Stinky Diaper Awards" but I hadn't heard of these other Honorable Mentions. Here are a few, for a laugh:

The "Glow to Hell Award": Bill Maher. For saying that being pregnant is sexy. That's not sexy!! We were sexy before we got pregnant.....duh!

The "Dad Got a Better Offer Award": Kevin Federline. He left pregnant girlfriend Shar Jackson, who is also the mother of his 3-year-old daughter for Britney Spears. I wonder if he gets paid time and 1/2??

The "Malnourished Mom Award": Liz Hurley. Remember, this is the woman who said that if she were a size 12 like Marilyn Monroe, she would kill herself. Let's thank God she had a son instead of a daughter and let's hope that her eating disorder won't rub off on little Damien, now 3.

The "Spilt Milk Award": Barbara Walters. In May, Walters said on an episode of her television show, The View, that sitting near a nursing mother on a plane had made her "nervous" and "uncomfortable." Talk about putting her foot in her mouth...

The "Nanny Says It's Time for Bed Award": Jude Law & Daisy Wright. All I can say about this one is HOW EMBARRASSING, and EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I mean, come on!!! They were caught, in the act, by one of Jude's children!!

The "Man Imitates Toddler Award": Russell Crowe. I'm sorry, I'm partial to Russell Crowe. He can throw a phone at my head any day!!

The "Preaching to the Postpartum Award": Tom Cruise. I wonder if there is an addendum in the contract between Tom and Katie, er Kate, in the off chance that she may....**gasp** suffer post-partum depression!!!

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Maybe I'm an exception but when I was pregnant I felt vital, beautiful and yes, a little bit sexy. I miss that big round belly sometimes!

 
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